Adventures in Pregnancy and Parenthood: Bath Time Fun

Anni loves bath time and sometimes cries when we pull her out. Her hair is getting so long it's fun to play with.

Last night she got away from Kelly. I was on the computer when I heard her running down the hallway. I turned around and saw a stark naked, wet baby running for her toys.

She started running from me when I came after her with a diaper. She just likes being naked I guess.

She's a sweetheart.

Things I Never Thought I'd Have To Say

"The baby has a refugee in her nose!"
"Why won't you poop?!"
"Did you know that baby spit in your nose burns?"
"Are there sweet potatoes in my hair?"
"Honey, don't eat your socks."
"She just puked in my hair!"
"I smell cheesecake." "We don't have any." "I better check the baby's diaper..."
"She didn't poop, her butt exploded!"
"I don't care if the baby doesn't have to wear pants, you still do!"
"It's been a good day, I only got puked on once."
"How did she get poop in her mouth?!" "Oh, that makes sense."
"Please suck on your own fingers."
"No, you can't sell the baby for a camel."
"I know a camel would spit on you less than the baby."
"Don't chew on the baby!"
"No licking the baby."